Fathers all over the planet generally tend to maintain a substantial distance between their offspring and their erections

Source: Everything Changes by Johnathon Tropper

I couldn't use this as a screen name because it is entirely too long, but it deserves a spot here.

You know the protagonist's father is a serious character when his first appearance is at his son's door with a woody. And you feel for said protagonist. Because frankly, there are few things on earth I can imagine than a familial erection. And this is coming from a girl with a nudist grandfather who as he aged cared less an less about who saw his shrively bits.

Aforementioned erection is an ongoing theme in the book. It was a pretty good book. But not because of the paternal erection.