When you start envying people their nervous breakdowns...

Source: Everything Changes by Johnathon Tropper

Ok, I've gotten into Chapter 4, and had to pull over 4 times to write down quotes. So, there WILL be more. This is something he says after witnessing his coworker totally lose it. It starts with throwing his phone into the hallway and stomping it to tiny pieces. His huge monitor follows with a nice explosion. Then his printer, which only makes a depressing thud. Then there's about 15 minutes of files tearing and picture frames shattering before he collapses in the hallway sobbing before being escorted out by security.

I've been LAME about updating screen names and thus this blog. It's gonna change. Starting now!