Does the 17-year-old Porn Star come with it?

Source: Comment from Mike during bed shopping

Alice (my dog), is getting a little sister. I'm sure I'll have something to say about that soon, but one of the things that needs to go along with another dog is a king-sized bed. On Craig's List yesterday, I found a slightly used, $4000 bed for $350. We got it. It doesn't have a nice frame, just one of those cheap metal ones they give away. So, I was creeping around Craig's List seeing what I could find in realm of bed frames. In addition to one that purported to come up to chest height when you got mattress and box springs on (Um?), there was this gem. I showed it to Mike who always cuts right through the bullshit to ask the important questions.

As a smart man, he did not make it clear if the porn star would make him more or less likely to purchase the set.