I’d rather set my hair on fire and beat the flames out with a hammer

The Torment of Others, Val McDermid
One of those lines spoken in an audio book where I had to pull over to write it down it was so funny.

This book features the most unique twist on serial killing that I've ever encountered. Outrageous and inconceivable, and yet utterly believable every step of the way. It's not the most tightly written piece of fiction, but it was very enjoyable.