Michael Phelps can kick Chuck Norris's ASS!

So, Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals. He broke the record set by Mark Spitz in 1972. He's got 14 gold medals now. He's only 23. Ok, so he needs to be shot.

BUT. Ron Judd points that Michael Phelps had to do a lot more than we realize to win those gold medals. Really, I never liked Chuck Norris. Give me Lee Marvin ANY day.