Weekend Edition

I don’t have to be helpful, I have tenure.
Source: Paraphrase of Hector Elizondo as Dr. Dalton Milgate in The West Wing, Dead Irish Writers episode.





You’re going to strain a frontal lobe.
Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay




Yes, I’ve achieved true enlightenment…and it smell faintly of denim
Source: 9 Chickwood Lane, May 13, 2007



This, like avocado appliances, will have seemed like a good idea at the time
Source: Debi's dear friend Ron on some aspect of a wedding Debi debi attended




Agnes, we’re starting a shrine
Source: Running with Scissors
It was in the book and in the movie. It's funny in the book. It's a spectacle in the movie.