Multi-tasking at it's best

It's all Cannoli the Barbarian's fault. He went on a road trip, I made him a road trip CD, and of course, I decided to finish organizing our 11-15,000 mp3s. I haven't figured out how many dupes there are, etc. Well, they're all on a portable drive and Mike's using that on his computer. So, until he's done, I'll put in some archives. I thought he'd be putting something on for us to watch, thus the title. I guess it's only tasking. I still blame Cannoli.



If you won’t leave me, I’ll find someone who will
Source: Warren Zevon
Ok, I don't know more than that. It was in a Carl Hiaasen book I read (I think it was Basketcase). I could Google it, but I'll let you.




Statistically unlikely to expire on a toilet
Source: Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen
I can't remember why the main character is coming up with ways he might die (see sniper comment below). Even if any of us ARE even statistically capable of dying on the toilet, no one's going to hear about it, so what's the point?


Energy & Ennui
Source: Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen
I think this was a description of an old coot who was about to screw someone out of bazillions of dollars when he kicked the bucket. See also below.



Too obscure to attract a competent sniper
Source: Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen




Feisty & Incontinent
Source: Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen
Seriously, if you're going to be incontinent, be bold about it. Take it to the streets. Share the love.