Stephanie Plum Speaks

I love Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. I've read some of her other stuff, and I'm not as impressed. Stephanie's a Trenton girl who stumbles into bounty hunting by mistake. She's not very good at it but she's lucky. She's got a neurotic mother, a seriously hysterical grandmother, a plus sized former hooker for a partner, a cop and a former special forces bounty hunter in her life. Mike and I are both addicted.



Eliza Doolittle does Trenton
Source: One for the Money




If Mickey Mouse could fly he’d be Donald Duck
Source: Four to Score
Incidentally, this was NOT said by Stephanie...it was some old guy, but I don't remember who.



Dressed up like a SWAT fairy
Source: Three to get Deadly




Why can’t you be disguised as a normal person?
Source: Four to Score
Stephanie's mom wants her to have a normal job. Such as one at the button factory or maybe the personal products factory (where they make tampons).


[Takes] all the sport out of breathing
Source: High Five
You know, Trenton doesn't have a lock on this...come to Florida sometime.