
You’re driving me normal!
Source: Dearly Devoted Dexter by Jeff Lindsay

Show me on Kiefer Sutherland where the priest touched you
Source: Adam Ferrera on the Roast of Denis Leary

Denise: Do you get that?
John: No, I just like to smile.
Source: Camping Trip to Lake Easton

I harvest souls for Satan and sell memberships to the parasite of the month club
Source: 9 Chickwood Lane, May 16, 2007

Rehab is the new black
Source: T-shirt seen by Debi at Starbucks
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