I'm doing denial. Try to be supportive.

Source: Metro Girl, Janet Evanovich
As this blog suggests, I'm a big Janet Evanovich fan. At least a big fan of the Stephanie Plum series. This book? Eh. It was supposed to be racier, sexier (maybe raunchier?) kind of heroine. Not-so-much. I had trouble hanging on until the end, sadly. But, I snagged a good quote.

I am not a macho pig

Source: Pearls Before Swine, 3/17/08

I've always wanted to be the ugly stepsister

Source: Tracey Ullman.

Eerily indestructible

Source: Lean Mean Thirteeen, Janet Evanovich

There's nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done

Source: Bee Movie
I haven't been a fan of Jerry Seinfeld in forever. I didn't expect to like this movie much, but it surprised me. Very cute story line.

The Bran Muffin of Impatience

Source: Get Fuzzy, 2/17/08

Its origin and purpose still a total mystery

Source: 2001 A Space Odyssey.
Arthur C. Clark, 1917 - 2008

That does not mollify my inner drama queen

Source: Comment to Neil about the frustration of recovery from surgery

Something is funky about the gummy peaches

Source: It only took Derek a week to realize that Debi is always right.

Didn't need any more fuel for my crazy fire

Source: Comment on Tomato Nation FMK thread

I’m ok, I just hurt my face

Source: Wild Hogs

The illegitimate spawn of Jesse Helms and Grace Slick

Source: Description of Bill Gates from Nature Girl by Carl Hiassen

The Annie Oakley of Ambiance

Source: Welcome to My Planet by Shannon Olson
Note: I thought the book was pretty much crap, but this was a good line.

Stevie Nicks is not the look I'd have chosen for myself

Source: Comment to Neil after describing a dream brought on after taking Vicodin and Ambien... "Then there was some bizarre taking over the world but the fairies and a few other races survived the first movie...at least I got to be a fairy."

Now with reduced turbinates!

Source: Debi's first day working after sinus surgery