Time for Ralph Nader to step aside for a new generation of bananaheads

Source: The Borowitz Report, 2/24/08

I'd have to blow my brains out if I listened to you

Source: Twelve Sharp, Janet Evanovich

Psychobait

Source: Twelve Sharp, Janet Evanovich

Somehow the word "ballbuster" doesn't do you justice

Kleiner’s comment to Debi after she made another blistering "observation"

45 Tablespoons northeast of surly

Source: 9 Chickweed Lane, January 10, 2008

I want all the whiny bastards off the Musak

Source: Debi’s comment on Rufus Wainwright singing at Starbucks

You could sell dope to the pope

Source: Nature Girl, Carl Hiaasen

Trolling for Irony

Source: Frazz, as suggested by Elaine

This isn't the original picture...I don't know where that went. It was a broken link on here, and it's not in my directory where every picture I ever seem to have put on IE is...coincidence or conspiracy? Anyway, this is a picture kind of like it. Trolling, get it? I don't know, maybe once in a while you pull up something ironic.