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It’s like trying to get a dead guy to stand.
Source: Mythbusters




Overachievers like you make me sick
Source: Chris’ suggestion for changing “inspiration” in a Board letter



I'm not done with your manly peanuts
Source: Debi to Chris when he threatened to cut her off from his Russian-labeled peanut M&Ms


I’m paying, I just don’t have any money
Source: Debi, who "lost" her debit card when it was her turn to buy lunch. Luckily, getting out of the office for lunch is FAR more important to Chris than whose plastic it goes on this time.



He's going to make a movie where the Indians win
Source: "Whole New Vision" from Unity by John Tams